The De-Bearding Process

January 19, 2007 at 6:57 pm (Uncategorized)

After much thought, contemplation and growing, I decided that it was time to get rid of my 2 month old beard.

The De-Bearding Process

Step 1: Document the Beard

Step 2: Cut off a really big chunk in the middle.

Step 3: Make yourself look like the guy from “Supersize Me”

Step 4: Put on an OC CHOPPERS hat and watch some NASCAR.

Step 5: Act French – OUI OUI!!

Step 6: Hitler youth – ACK!

This presentation has been brought to you by NANBP – The National Association of Non-Bearded People.

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