Happy New Year

January 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm (Uncategorized)

I know it is halfway through January. Give me a break.

I twitter more than anything else now, and as you can see, you can check my status anytime. From “I am having a good day” to “Man, this oatmeal stinks!” You will never miss a beat with this status tracker! Your life will be more fulfilling and peanut butter will taste better than ever!

I was driving to work this morning, as I am normally, and in the gutter I noticed a pile of boxes. Seeing this made my brow furrow and my face scrunch up like a smashed beer can. “Why do people do that?” I thought to myself as I passed the thoughtless trashing of cardboard. Slowly my face returned to its normal state and I drove on, listening, but not listening to the radio as it popped and crackled out music.

I hit a bunch of green lights as I came to Battlefield. As I merged on to Glenstone moments later, only to see another pile of boxes in the median!

It made me wonder if I could follow this strange trail of boxes to the culprits vehicle and maybe I could go teach them a thing or two about recycling or something really boring like that. Yes, that would be it. I would bore them to tears with my recycling habits, that will show them!

Of course, I did not follow the cardboard trail, nor did I give anyone a lecture. I, like everyone else, passed the boxes by, thinking that as I work and pay taxes that someone who gets paid with those taxes will pick the boxes up. So, it is like I did the work, just THROUGH someone else. That makes sense, right? That is how my lazy mind works sometimes.



  1. SabreRyan said,

    Who’s that handsome guy in the picture?

  2. The General said,

    Just some crazy guy I sit next to at work 🙂

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